What is corn's favorite day of the year?

New Ear's Day.

Why should you put your calendar in the freezer?

To start off the new year in a cool way.

What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year's Day?

Hoppy New Year!

What is the first month of the year in Transylvania?

Janu-eerie.

What do some couples do during the first month of the year?

Get Janumarried.